STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! SYNOPSIS:
From Wiggy VonSchtick and Off Set Pictures comes a new entry into the slasher/zombie/exploitation genre that keeps its bloody tongue firmly in cheek.
It's the 1980’s and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold a seance in a haunted house. All the typical 80’s horror movie characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend, the goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks.
In true low budget 80’s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms saying classic lines like, "Is someone in here?" As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it's up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers.
Stupid Teenagers Must Die! is the directorial debut from Jeff C. Smith and features a talented cast of newcomers including Jovan Meredith (Overbrook Productions’ 125th And Nowhere), Ashley Schneider (Superbad), Devin Marble (Men's Room), Lindsay Gareth (The Comebacks) Renee Dorian (The Mangler Reborn) Cory Assink (C.S.I.), Jonathan Brett (Zoey 101), Will Deutsch (Strange Wilderness), Jamie Carson (Hunger Pains) and Christina DeRosa (Entourage).
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